What should I do about my face falling down?

How’s your face? Mine is collapsing. 

Like a balloon that’s slowly letting out air, my face is falling down. It’s not some terrible disease or genetic misfortune, it’s just age.

Just age. That’s me trying to minimise the fact that on each side of my mouth, little pouches of slackness are happening. Have already happened. 

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